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1.) Geometry Dash old man, creator and jokester, in that order.
2.) Deagrative slang for Mountain bikes that are full suspension. Opposite to that of AntonSen (road bike).
Mallori: Yo, whats that
MindCap: Its my Mountain bike named after Pennutoh, a Geometry Dash old man, creator and jokester, in that order.
Mallori: those things are slow
MindCap: Get a real bike! AntonSen bikes are for lazy people who want free speed. Pennutoh bikes are for the adventure and nature.
Mallori: ok?
The name of a Trek Domane SL6 Gen 4. She has the drivetrain of Shimano 105 Di2. She's quite possibally the most beautiful road bike known to man. She runs a compact (50/34 crankset), 12 speed 11-34 cassette in the back. Her frame colour is Blue/White and size in XL58. She also is extremely versatile being able to tackle gravel and accomadate 38mm tires. Probably the best road bike to exist.
Dorami: What is that?
Mrs.Lonerr: thats my trek domane sl6 gen4, emery.
Dorami: *collapses in lust* ohhhh...
The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.
George W. Bush ruined Vintage Bikes and priced them like craZy
Coolest badass girl on the island in LOTF (Piggy is a pile of shit who deserved the harassment). Proves that killing a pig is the coolest shit ever!!
Jack Merridew should use an electric scooter to kill a dumbfuck called "Piggy" who has ass-mar and acts like a 2 y/o bitchead.
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The name of a road race bicycle, particularly a specialized allez sprint comp black XL58. Nicknamed the princess, She has a shimano Ultegra Di2 11 speed electronic drivetrain. Her chainrings is 53/39t and her casette is 11-28t 11 speed. She looks incredibale with an awesome profile picture as well as frame paint job. She is known to be very fast and aerodynamic even though her frame is aluminium. She is one of the best roadbikes you could possibally get. She currently retails for $3,000 at Specialized Bicycles. Her personality is shy, but she loves to meet new people. Even though her replies are short, you get this burst of adrenaline when her beauty is directed to you. Her beauty is stunning, and you would want to talk and ride for hours on end. I promise you, Natalie is worth every cent. <3
Connor Dunne: Hi!! You are so awesome and beautiful! I love your frame, it is glorious. God bless you my friend :D.
Natalie C.: hi
Connor Dunne: You are so pretty I can't find a dictionary word to describe your beauty
Natalie: thanks.
Connor Dunne: Awww, beautiful whats your name?
Natalie: natalie.
Connor Dunne: Niiice!! my name is Connor Dunne, im a 6'2 cyclist looking for an alloy bike cuz carbon is too expensive for our GCN megabase.
Natalie: cool.
Connor Dunne: Natalie, what do you like to do?
Natalie: jesus and speed.
Connor Dunne: nicce!! i also love Jesus
Natalie: ok
Connor Dunne: Whats your model?
Natalie: 2024 specialized allez sprint comp
Connor Dunne: How much do you retail for?
Natalie: $3,000, why?
Connor Dunne: I was just curious, beautiful!
Natalie: cool
Connor Dunne: whats with the cross on your frame, beautiful?
Natalie: god.
Connor Dunne: so, how did you become christian?
Natalie: family.
Connor Dunne: Nice background Nat! wanna come ride with me?
Natalie: sure.
Connor Dunne: how long can we hangout for?
Natalie: 15 minutes.
*After the ride*
Connor Dunne: woah! Soo fun to ride with ya!!!! ;)
Natalie: yeah
Connor Dunne: wanna be with me beautiful.
Natalie: no thanks.
Connor Dunne: but why? i havn't ridden an alloy frame in years!!
Natalie: colin supertramp.
Connor Dunne: whos he?
Natalie: my partner.
Connor Dunne: well either way, have fun and enjoy your day! Jesus bless you!!! :)
Natalie: thanks.
A person, usually a christian chick who is absolutly obssesed with Road cycling to the point that they don't know that other types of biking such as Mountain biking, BMX, or Track even exist.
Bella L.: Hey Av33! i just smashed my KOMs going down the alpine swiss pass, West with SAFA brian!!
Av33: thats cool in all, but i am a mountain biker.
Bella L.: what is mountain biking? Is that even a thing? Is it like riding road bikes, but in the mountain?
Av33: you don't know what mountain biking is? Its a hardcore sport that makes you go over roots, smash trails, and jumps.
Bella L.: Yeah yeah, i wanna see what thats abt. Sounds cool. So can I use my Scott Addict RC Pro?
Av33: No. you would need to invest in a mountain bike. A good recommendation for you is the Trek Slash or Trek Session if you love speed.
Bella L.: uh i already have 16 road bikes idk if i can fit another mtb, plus why do they have tiny chainrings and why do you need such a huge casette. My 11-25 cassette and 53/39 chainrings can tackle the steepest of climbs.
Av33: okay.. come join me ig. But I'm warning you, bella that's dangerous to use a road bike on the mountain.
Bella L.: lets do this, ig.
*After the ride*
Av33: Told you your road bike won't work on the mountain. We didn't even ride for 5 minutes before you had 2 flat tires.
Bella L.: eh, i'll pass not interested in mountain biking, sorry.
Av33: That's fine. I have met many roadies like you before.
The only people who are so friendly, the let their red-neck cyclists ride in their interstates.
Person 1: Bro again cyclists in the interstate?
Person 2: Thats just what floridians do.