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When you knock out your lover just before you cum
Yea I gave Sandra a knocky last night, she still hasnt woke up
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When you have a a large penis but your foreskin was stolen by Jews
Ye Terry and I had sex last night , but I didn't know he was a penoisa
When you cum in your hand and then slap your partner across the face
Sandra was acting up last night so I gave her a Glaswiegan slap