Pooter Scooter

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

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Dagwood Special

Reminiscent of Dagwood Bumstead's famous sandwiches, the Dagwood Special is when a cock, nestled in a hoagie roll (much akin to a sausage in a bun), spreads his partner's beef curtains. Prior to insertion, the man sprays a load of man sauce all over said roast beef (acting as the mayo of the sandwich). Upon penetration, the cock, hoagie roll, and beef curtains are pressed together thus creating a genitalia sandwich. The act is topped off when the woman inserts an olive into her partner's shit pipe.

Guy1: Yo brah, how did your date with Tiffany go last night?
Guy2: Yo brah, check it, I gave her the old Dagwood Special!
Guy1: Baller, dude!
Guy2: Yeah, but I still haven't passed the olive.
Guy1: Aw shit!