rally rag

When your girl is on the rag but decides to put out anyway.

We almost didn't hook up last night but then Tiffany pulled out the rally rag; it was was messy but amazing!

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penis-steps

Similar to footsteps, but instead of a record of where one's feet have been, one's penis-steps are a history of where their penis has been. It is typically used in reference to one's previous sexual partners.

Man, I'd sure love to screw in Leonardo Dicaprio's penis-steps!

I do NOT want to know where that rancher's penis-steps have taken him.

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