Smartest person in the walmart

If you’re ever at a walmart in Alabama and need help just know pornstar will be there to help he's the smartest person in the Walmart

Yo I can't find the minute cards for my phone where's that pornstar guy at he can help he's the smartest person in the Walmart

German caramel

Something racists from Germany say when their describing a lighter skinned black person

Hey what's up my German caramel..... Racist

Pay with mouth

When you don't have anything to give you always have your mouth basically just means sucking dick

Yo Tony pay with mouth

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I don gi no fuq

When you're so gangsta that I don't give a fuck just isn't G enough so you say I don gi no fuq

Don't tell me how to live my life I don gi no fuq bih

Carry me

When someone sucks in pubg you use other people to carry you

I fucking suck carry me bih

Dutch dock adventure

When someone from dutchland travels to America to dock with guys on Grindr because they can't find anyone in their Homeland 🦌

Why can't I find anyone to dock with? I must chase my dreams and have a Dutch dock adventure.

Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

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