Rascal Stomping

When you're taking a shower after your abortion and the dead fetus falls out and you stomp it down the drain.

Eric: I thought your girlfriend was pregnant?
Tom: Nah, she was rascal stomping the little bastard yesterday.

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Property tax

The amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.

"Man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.",
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."

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