march16

the day everything change..
the final frontier

no retreat no surrender
the frontline is everywhere

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Mormon Booty Call

Calling or texting someone to watch a movie and cuddle. No kissing just cuddling. AKA mbc.

Man I'm feeling lonely but I'm mormon. I'm gonna Mormon booty call this one chick.

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COPS

One of the first reality tv shows that airs on fox saturday nights at 8pm.

Lets watch COPS tonight.

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Meh

The careless response used to indicate complete carelessness and disregard to whatever asked to you.

Whitey 1: So cracka, hows the biznitch treatin ya?
Whitey 2: Meh...bitch wont suck my dick.

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wank jammies

noun. A piece of fabric or clothes that's used to cleans one's semen after masturbation.
Usually old sweat pants, T-shirts, single socks, and old boxers.
The wank jammies are used soly for that purpose, and are usually hidden away in a safe place (under the matress, the closet).

Don't touch that dog, them be my wank jammies, yo.
Crap, my mom washed my wank jammies

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Kreplachistan

The small island country located 30 miles southwest of the Phillipines. President Koko and Luley. The capital is Kreplachistan City and there are NO asians located on this island. The most polulated of the Cities is Nutsac Village.

**For Reservations Call: 1-888-Kreplach

Dag yo! Im stoked for spring break. Me n my crew r hittin up the beaches of Kreplachistan!!

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lala

It means sex, god damn it!

You make me wanna lala, lala, lala, in the back of the bus, in the airplane..

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