middles

Middles are the tests that take place at the end of the first semester of the school year. Since they aren't finals, they are middles, because they take place in the middle of the year.

"Dude, don't you just hate middles?"
"Yeah, man, they're retarded. Just make us take 1 final to get it over with."

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gompers

An exclamitory phrase, used by American History enthusiasts. Originionally came from the name of Samuel Gompers, an advocate for the work force in the late 1800's

Guy 1: Dude, I just figured out that my grandpa died...
Guy 2: Gompers!

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