Stomach Bud

A general malaise resulting in a day off from work. Symptoms include laziness, excessive use of personal firewall products,and an unnatural obsession with SAV Server. If corrective measures are not taken, minds can be deleted.

I've got a stomach bud. OR

looks like you've got a stomach bud, take two shots of roundup and call me in the morning. and stay away from the Miracle Gro.

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Script Suppository

Generally used by high-level programmers, particularly SAV and DHCP specialists; a place where scripts and code are stored for later use. Can contain injectable code of any type, sometimes used for penetration testing on enterprise systems.

I reached deep into my script suppository and extracted a nugget of VB perfection.

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