semi-virgin

When one has been on the receiving end of oral sex, but not penetrative sex, and is unsure if they’re actually a virgin because some people say getting oral counts, and others say you need to penetrate

Dude, I got sucked off, but I don’t know if I’m still a virgin or not, because there was no penetration, guess I’m a semi-virgin

Install Gentoo

Much like the blinker fluid prank for car noobs, “Install Gentoo” is a prank for people who don’t know how a computer works.

Gentoo is a Linux distribution, which by default, is just a command line. This definitely throws the computer illiterate for a loop, and the computer gurus laugh at you.

<n00b>: My computer is running slow and hot, what should I do?
<nerd>: Install Gentoo.

clippy the paperclip

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.

Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."

8👍 4👎