Penicoholic

A penis with a drinking problem.

Terry: Jesus fuck man!
James: What’s wrong?!
Terry: My fucking penis has been drinking again.
James: Consider rehab for that penicoholic shit in your pants.

*penis at rehab*
“hi, i’m terry’s abnormally small penis and i’m an alcoholic.”

Bisexuwhale

A whale with bisexual tendencies or just a cooler way to say bisexual.

Me: sup man I heard you're a bisexuwhale.
Jim: yeah man!

Or

Zoo keeper: omg amira get off ... you're such a bisexuwhale
Amira the whale: *whistles in bisexuwhale*