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When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and before the man ejaculates, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to ejaculate.
I was hoping for a good time with that prostitute, but she ended up giving me a Portuguese monkey wrench.
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The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.
My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.
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When someone gets slapped in the eye by an uncircumcised penis, followed by dragging motion away from the eye.
Did you see that?! That guy hood winked that prostitute!
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