Neckbeard Syndrome

The ability to be charming and smooth with a large vocabulary while typing, yet stumble over one's own words while speaking in real life.

(Online)
Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yes, she's an excellent actress. I enjoyed her in (movie), her role was well-played.

(Real Life)

Neckbeard Syndrome Sufferer: Yeah, she's, uh.. I liked that movie where she played as the chick with the hat.

40👍 21👎