TSIF

That Snatch Is Fire. Used in front of female company when two or more bros are talking about if a female was a good lay or not.

Ja’Marcus: “aye, who’s that baddie over there?! She could get it!”
Lacedarius: “Shiiiiiit, that’s Courtney, kind of a thot but she got that TSIF!”

dankeroni

(adj.) Describing any great tasting macaroni dish, or any good food for that matter after having blazed some insanely dank weed.

Bryce: “ I’m hella faded off this kush, that baked Mac and cheese you got looks Dankeroni! Let me get some.

Atticus: Naw fam it’s too Dankeroni for you!

gum pillow

Another word for a nicotine pouch you or chewing tobacco pouch

Braxton, let me get of your gum pillows for my upper deckie.

Chom

Another name used by caucasians or other non minorities to refer to their African American friends. Not derogatory in anyway.

Blake: “Jamal! Waddup my chom?! How’s the baby momma?”
Jamal: “ SMH, haha Blake you honkey you a fool for that one!”

Koof Dillinger

An extraordinary white boy hooper who only hits bottom of the net when shooting jump shots creating a ‘KOOFFF’ sound when it goes in.

Damn, he’s on fire! Pulling a Koof Dillinger!

sperm coat

1.) a nice healthy load of ejaculate anywhere on a woman after intercourse. Preferably around the chest area

“That chick I pounded last night was so hot I had to pull out and give her a sperm coat all over them giant titties!”