Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.

Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.