Spongebob Squarepants

A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.

Me: You wanna watch Spongebob Squarepants?
You: No, it became shit.
Me: Fuck you then.

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Huggle

When you hug and snuggle with someone at the same time.

Me: How was your date?
You: It was alright. All we did was huggle. Were not exactly there yet.
Me: Seriously?! Its been like 10 months and you didn't go all the way? You should tell that bitch to fuck off. She's like 23 and still a virgin.