Teshi

A quiet girl that is strange and quirky. Accepts everyone and is fun to hang around, but beware because not everything lasts. Although a good friend, Teshi's will fail to give you space when you need some and never stick up for you. And their thirst for drama is unrivaled and will negatively affect your life.

Boy: Wow, Teshi seems like such a great friend

Girl: If you want to be her friend, be cautious around her

Boy: why?

Girl: She has never defended me when I needed her, especially against other friends when she knew I did nothing wrong

Boy: Man, I can see why you're cautious! How can you be friends with her?

Girl: I can't.

All Nite Napp

When it’s late at night and you take a nap and wake up the next morning. Not to be commonly confused with “sleeping “or “A Nite Clapp Napp”

“Hey Will how was your all nite Napp?”

Tusquito

A tuxedo with a picture of a mosquito on it.

Girl: Wow, that is the craziest tusquito I've ever seen!

Guy: Really? It's uniqueness has been bugging me lately

Wrong

Jace. Not just any ordinary person, but Jace's are typically wrong, no matter what they do.

Sister: Wow, you are SOOOO Jace.
Brother: I'm so what?
Sister: You are are never right, so you are Jace. Always Jace.
Brother: I still don't get it.
Sister: It means you're wrong, duh!

Keerah

Although her beauty is one to behold, Keerah's are known for their eccentric behavior and amazing ability to change topics at the speed of light. Sometimes a bit ditzy and clueless, Keerah's are often in a world of their own. However, they are best known for their loyalty and honesty in relationships and any person would be happy to have her as a friend.

Guy: Wow, that girl is wild! She is so beautiful and isn't afraid to be herself
Girl: she's so unique, she MUST be a KEERAH

Micropenalized

When you encounter the man of your dreams only to realize u need a magnifying glass to find his disturbingly small penis in your hand, well two fingers... which then makes you feel like a pedophile unwillingly.

After we got comfortable at his place things got heated and I caressed his loins only to discover I had been micropenalized and felt sick to my stomach right after and ran to the bathroom...

smothercating

When you want to describe smothering and suffocating in one word/when something is smothering and suffocating you at the same time.

Man, that tie was so tight that it was smothercating me.