deoxys

A cheap ripoff of Mewtwo. I mean, they both come from space.. And.. Um... Wait, no they don't... Uhh... Shit... They're uh.... Both are psychic! But Mewtwo came first! What a rip off!!!

"Mewtwo has gone through Mako Energy. Deoxys is a little bitch from space. Mewtwo wins."

32👍 112👎

Slowking

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"
"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

14👍 21👎

Zoro

A cool swordsman who uses three swords. Don't even bother trying to fight him, you'll lose. I mean it. What? What cheese? I have no idea what you're talking about.

"Zoro has three swords... He can also kill people who ride on little wheel things... And clowns... And stuff... He's cool."

393👍 88👎

Igniz

He is not lovable. I fuckin hate him... He is, by far, the hardest bullshit I've ever gone through. Untill I figured out that stupid-ass pattern. I hate you, I hate you Igniz!!! Also known as Alucard with God powers. Seriously, do a google image search or something.

"Alucard = Igniz"
"He is really easy. Seriously."

17👍 6👎

vicious

100% proof that Sephiroth triumphs over Cloud after FF7's story, for he still lives, in another world...

"Come on... It's Sephiroth, I mean, all he did was cut his hair and stuff..."

6👍 23👎

Mewtwo

The greatest pokemon aside from Slowking. He can spin your ass 360 degrees if you aren't carefull. Hell, his purple laser shit can fuck anyone up. I swear, he's on drugs or something, his eyes glow!! Wait.. MAKO ENERGY! HOLY SHIT! IT'S CLOUD!!

"They should make a movie with Mewtwo vs. Deoxys.. Seriously."

"This is embarassing but he was beaten by a Porygon.. But his trainer sucked, so yeah."

"Mewtwo... I, Sephiroth, shall destroy you-- Cloud! I know your secret damn it!"

91👍 56👎

Koobler

The evil USSR dictator who was defeated by none other than Jack Frost. Since he has no friend, he carrues around a puppet named Doby no matter where he is.

"me is Koolber, me crush Americans! Right Doby? Why yes sir Koobler!"

2👍 6👎