jock

Young... males?(debatable) who believe that their sport is godly and better then any other sport, and that there is no point to life other then to play that sport.

Me: Dude, do you wanna go paintballing with us saterday?
Jock: ...Urghh... *snort* Football!! warghH!!!
Me: ...Ok... nevermind then...

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Richass

One who is rich, and also an ass. Has never ridden on any form of public transportation, and shuns people who earn less then 150k a year.

Me: Damn I had to ride the train here, almost missed my morning class...
Richass: WHAT??? YOU RODE THE TRAIN??? PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION???
Me: ummm... yes?
Richass: At least hire a cab or something. Geez. Ive never ridden public before, execpt for a couch bus and a limo.
Me:... wow... your very sheltered...

Example 2
Me: YES i have enough money to buy a car!! Finally!
Richass: YOUR PARENTS DONT BUY YOU EVERYTHING???
Me: Hell no...
Richass: I never pay for anything...
Me: ....damn you....

Example 3
Me: I bought my clothes at walmart yesterday...
Richass: WHAT? WALMART?
Me: umm...yes?
Richass: I buy all my clothes at designer stores, and everything is over 50 dollars!
Me: Even your socks?
Richass: Yeah, there hyperthreaded for warmth and comfort.
Me: ...

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