Hulked a Condom

When a man is too big for a condom that he goes all Bruce Banner and busts out of it HULK Style.

I just Hulked a condom for the second time tonight!

I should get Magnum XL's cause I just keep Hulking condoms!

Hulked a Condom

When you break a condom while having sex because you were giving it to her like the HULK.

I was giving it to her good and I hulked a condom!

I need Magnum XL's because I just keep hulking condoms

Bloomkin

Taking from the word "Blumpkin" a "Bloomkin" is when you receive a handy from a girl in class while class is in session.
This is usually done during a presentation or when watching a movie. The prime opportunity is when the lights are off or when no one can see.

During the presentations Frank got a bloomkin from the girl sitting next to him who had a boyfriend and he still stayed with her.

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