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The result of attempting to type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ by running your finger across the keyboard, but accidentally pressing the ENTER key half way through.
Ugh, i'm so mad, i was so bored i tried to type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ but i hit the ENTER key mid-way through and typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;' instead.
A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!
Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4
Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever
Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
The most simple, yet complex language, with an estimated 1,400,000,000 speakers worldwide. The language is used via one word - honk, with meaning derived from context. A loud honk at a green light typically expresses anger at a driver for not going fast enough, while a soft honk at a pedestrian is usually a polite request to walk faster.
Car 1: HONK!!!
Car 2: Honk?
Car 3: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!
News reporter: That there is a demonstration of Car-Horn-Ese
The very second immediately after you make a horrible mistake, and can only wait for the now inevitable consequences. It's the second after you send a text to the wrong person, the second after you drop your phone onto the train tracks, the very moment after holding hands with the wrong person, the point in time when all you can say is "oh no".
In the onosecond, people tend to wish for; the floor to swallow them up, a giant hand and keyboard coming to press ctrl+z, the ability to transform into a flock of birds, who can fly away, etc.
Person 1: *makes a typo, accidentally tweeting a slur onto the official nintendo twitter*
Person 1's boss: Your fired!
Person 1: You're*
Person 1: This is the Onosecond
The intense, and unrelenting fear of puns, to the point of forgetting to renew your netflix subscribtion.
Person: "Doctor, I'm afraid I have paronomasiaphobia"
Doctor: "Don't worry about it, just remember to stay PUN-ctual"
Person: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The holy Banana, as described in multiple religious texts. Just one bite leads to infinite wisdom, the meaning of life, and free Amazon Prime. It is said that Albert Einstein took a bite of it before being assassinated by the Illuminati
Dude, I just took a bite of the Bananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana, now i know Obama's last name.