piss equity

The money an online poker player loses by running to the bathroom to pee during a session. True pros combat this by pissing into Gatorade bottles while continuing to play.

Noob: "I really had to pee, so I sat out on all of my tables for one minute and ran to the bathroom."

Pro: "You fish! Do you know how much piss equity you gave up by missing those 20 hands?!"

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