pie drunk

When an individual drinks a 40 of vodka, then while leaning on a kitchen counter passes out face first in the apple pie

Wow look how intoxicated he is - he's pie drunk

Pulling an Auntie T

When you smash into another vehicle in your driveway, without hitting the brakes. Like, not even a little bit.

Wow did you see her crash into that Expedition?! She pulling an Auntie T !