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intern

A person who willingly gives up valuable vacation time to work for a company between semesters (mainly summer). Some of these aren't paid, and people (usually undergrads) do it for the sake of having experience for their future "career."

-Is joe going to come along to Alaska too?

-no, the guy is an intern at some corporate office in Phoenix.

- aww poor guy!
-yea, we'll be fishing, hiking, and picking blueberries while he sits there filing papers all day.

by Krackerjacksnacks June 13, 2017

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Grindr

A gay app that's used more for sex rather than meeting people. Most conversation starters are usually dick pics or hookup requests. Lots of guys don't even have a pic, yet are willing to fuck at a moment's notice. And everyone wonders why HIV/AIDS is so rampant among the gay community. You'll find the creepiest of guys on there. The good guys with morals don't even bother to hit anyone up. They just stare at each other in cyberspace. But it's fun toy around with people and get them to think ur gonna have sex, but then dash their hopes by blocking them.

I deleted Grindr along time ago. All I ever got was a bunch of arguments from complaining guys that I turned down.

by Krackerjacksnacks July 15, 2017

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Zombie Apocalypse

A guaranteed way of never having to become slaves to our jobs

I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse happens so that I don't have to go to work all the time and get bitched at by that annoying bitch of a boss.

by Krackerjacksnacks August 11, 2017


Facebook Live

A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment. Typically used to stream events, games, vacations, etc., but nowadays people use it to stream something lame like what they're eating for dinner, what they're watching on Netflix, or a million other things we could care less about.

Seriously, if you're gonna use Facebook live, at least show us something worthwhile like your overseas trip or something. Nobody cares what goes on in your day to day life.

by Krackerjacksnacks July 16, 2017

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Hummus

Some sort of dip that looks like barf and literally tastes like the scent that whites, blacks, and some India Indians give off. You know, that onion smelling odor.

I tried some hummus with tortilla chips at the dining hall. I immediately gagged because the taste reminded me of when this onion smelling dude sat by me on the bus. Like come on. Put on some deodorant and cologne at least.

by Krackerjacksnacks July 15, 2017

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