Unexplained fluff found on oneself either on the day of or immediately after ones birthday, usually in the form resembling a cloud
Wow my birthday last night was heavyâ¦I just woke up and why tf is there birthday fluff in my belly button???
When youâve been lying or sitting down after sorting some donkey dust, and you then you get up and find yourself bowling about trying to walk/balance with your feet apart & your arms out at your sides feeling like actual postman pat, wondering why the floor feels wonky suddenly
âI was postman patting about in the bedroom after sorting that donkey dust when I got up to go to the toilet â
Someone who is being silly/stupid/over sensitive but not in a way that theyâre being a dick. Normally because theyâve taken something youâve said the wrong way.
âYou donât love me do you?â
âOh babe stop being a sausageâ *hugs*