Fancy Pants

Nickname for a co-worker that dresses up every Hall-o-ween with a prosthetic, rubber ass no matter what the costume. Ironically, every time the ass is placed on the body, the co-worker ends up in some sort of physical altercation. This is thought to originate from Salt Lake City, Utah (Home of the village idiots and mormoms).

"Why is Fancy Pants all busted up?"

"He was wearing the ass last night, and some guy grabbed it..."

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