Coke Whore

Dear Ashlee, if you’re reading this i think your stroke ridden look you call a “duck face” looks more like a prolapsed asshole, also I think your cooking taste like a busted Daytona hookers Vagina at the end of shift on Valentine’s Day... we used to throw some big parties and I will always remember the time when I took your half retarded but hot cousin into our room and yodeled her chamber of secrets. I miss those memories like the time your fat mother fell through our deck and I saw it all happen from inside but I quickly tiptoed into the garage and acted shocked when everyone found her. But your couchy look like a box of cow tongues and smelled of moth balls, that being unrelated to your general smell of Marlboro and stale farts. I wish both you and your that iPhone you always have shoved up your cunt while driving you call a boyfriend, the best of luck.

Ashlee the coke whore smokes so many cheap reservation cigarettes that her cunt literally just recited the mesothelioma commercial

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Cock socket

When a male of the super gay community gets on all 4’s and opens his chamber of secrets welcoming other members of the gay community to sink their pink giblets deep while turning the lights in the room on and off as fast as possible creating the receiver to have a epileptic seizure resulting in the body tightening up and releasing

Bro, jimmy went way to hard at the porn theater, he wanted to try the cock socket so bad that he actually got cocked into a coma