Rural Dictionary

Couchy

To perform an act or express preference towards something consistent with the preferences of Couch.

Me: "Look he's wearing flannel"
You: "That is so Couchy!"

Cribbage
Straight-edge razors
Using military time
Thermos
Having "business to attend to "
Manual Transmission
Buggy transportation
"Oi"
"Stop the bleed"
Fake glasses
Beer connoisseur
Headbands
Vinyl
Britain
Metric System
Combos
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Single Ladies
Sobelmann's Busgirls
Tea
Lame jokes
Advising people to not suck
These are Couchy

by Not Nate and Chen…but Lily! January 12, 2009

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Couchy

To stay and live on your couch instead of going out with your friends. Usually involves pot smoking.

Person 1: Did you call Angela?
Person 2: Yeah, but she didn't answer.
Person 1: Damn it, she must be at home being couchy.

by brezeeus March 3, 2011

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Couchy

A college roommate who always spends the night on the common room couch, and never seems to set foot in his bedroom. Covers the couch in dandruff and leaves a lingering odor of nut funk. Important: this roommate does not pass out on the couch. He intentionally sleeps there; pillows, blankets and all. He may fall asleep while watching one of your DVDs. When you wake up and stumble out of your bedroom at 8 AM, he will be snoring away and the TV will be on. If you turn the TV off, he will wake up and mumble something about how he wasn't sleeping and that he was watching whatever show you turned off. If this roommate's condition is not taken care of early enough, he will move his computer and all his stuff out of his room and into the common area.

"Yo, did see you couchy out there again this morning? I know he said he wasn't sleepin', but I turned the TV off anyways."

by Sabor Sab April 23, 2006

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