Mahala

The act of proclaiming to oneself or a group to kill the nonbelievers. Nonbelivers being people who don’t worship Kelpy G (their lord and savior.) This is usually said in combination with shaking ones pinkie and thumb finger back and forth.

Oh boy do I love throwing the nonbelivers into oncoming traffic! Mahala!

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Cult of Kelpy G

A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”

Oh man! I just joined th cult of Kelpy G! The most littt of cults.

Kelpy G

The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???

I just got done worshipping our lord and savior, Kelpy G, at the church of smooth jazz.

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