A good shit where you saw an animal.
I took lots of level 4 shits while in the forest.
A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.
They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.
A good shit where you saw God.
I took a level 7 shit in a church bathroom once.
A good shit where you ate garlic bread.
I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.
A good shit with a very good view.
I had some level 3 shits while camping.
A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.
You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.