Demon tracks

Taking a massive shit that leaves tracks down the toilet bowl.

Dude i don't know what they had in that keg last night.

But i left some mean demon tracks in your toilet bowl.

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Emergency throne call

When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.

This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.

She's a dirty girl

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