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veasel

When the Cherman guy says "weasel" it comes out veasel in that Cherman accent like auf wiedersain and schnitzels and beer steins

I'm a Cherman guy who hates the veasels on TV selling you junk all the die mein gott! Auf wiedersain I am to chug a beer stein

by KrizziKat January 29, 2020


rhombus

Transportation big mistake man.

Shit I got on the wrong bus. Rhombused man!

by KrizziKat August 20, 2019

13👍 4👎


ronild

Moron whose parents can't spell Ronald.

There's that idiot Ronild who inherited the stupidity from his parents that can't spell Ronald.

No wonder he's sitting there eating grass.

by KrizziKat March 27, 2020


over-classify

Object-oriented programmers that get so inlove with creating classes that every stupid little thing they code has to go into its own class. Behavior that will get you shot at MIT.

Look at nurdman. He's just created 20 classes for 40 lines of code and just got shot for over-classifying. Lucky it was only in his fat ass and just a flesh wound.

by KrizziKat January 29, 2020

2👍 2👎


pooanator

Cyborg potty user.

The pooanator announced to the toilet "I'll be back" (Just ate a bunch of prunes)

by KrizziKat August 23, 2019


trumpotanuse

Bizarre alternate reality trig that doesn’t follow math rules

Ha ha ha
You think a right triangle has a^2 + b^2 = c^2
Well no. The Trumpotanuse is whatever I damn well say it is
New MATh!

by KrizziKat September 24, 2020


Buffaler

Stupid buffalo that doesn’t know how to spell itself

There’s Randy the dorky buffalo. Spells his kind “buffaler” What a tool

by KrizziKat May 2, 2022