dumb water

Smart Water for dummies. Only idiots need to drink it.

Look at all those Trumpies guzzling dumb water and getting eloctrolytes!

I better buy some shares in that company there are so many.

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veasel

When the Cherman guy says "weasel" it comes out veasel in that Cherman accent like auf wiedersain and schnitzels and beer steins

I'm a Cherman guy who hates the veasels on TV selling you junk all the die mein gott! Auf wiedersain I am to chug a beer stein

dhork

Silent type of dork since it's a silent h

There's that quiet dhork not saying a word

rhombus

Transportation big mistake man.

Shit I got on the wrong bus. Rhombused man!

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juffish

Acting puffish but with a "J" attitude

My Herm's rocking his juffish but he aint nothing but a puffish man

ronild

Moron whose parents can't spell Ronald.

There's that idiot Ronild who inherited the stupidity from his parents that can't spell Ronald.

No wonder he's sitting there eating grass.

bluncan

When his dudeness fires off a spliff (blun) on the toidy (in a can)

Ey dudester quit banging the WC door man I'm doing bluncan OK???