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Kroger

A frog that lays human eggs. They live in the east and once the human eggs are born, they eat them. Once they've eaten the human eggs, they turn into a human. You can tell one apart because they have large/disfigured noses. After they've turned into a human, they migrate to the west and start a new life as a human.

"Hey, Bobby, I think Jim is a Kroger!"
"Really? Why?"
"LOOK AT HIS NOSE. IT'S AS HUGE AS KAREN'S EGO!"

by KrogerCatcher November 12, 2019

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