Smeg

Derived from the word smegma, as although provides 1 purpose is a completely useless and otherwise smelly often disgusting thing that needs cleansing.

A social media mummy who has no life apart from that of her child, owing to the fact she was previously a slut, slag, boring bitch, thot or combinations of.

No job prospects
No friends

Mate, have you seen this smeg posted 40 photos of kid today and its only 11.54am