Sherkin' the gherkin

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

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Munchlaxation

When you're sitting in a spot while eating and watching TV, playing video games, or doing anything that doesn't involve a lot of movement or brain activity. Often while you are high and have the munchies.

"Woo! It's munchlaxation time."

"Man, I just wanna go home and munchlax."

"Don't talk to him while he's munchlaxing."

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