Charlie Chunkle

A fat man.
This Phrase can be applied when addressing any noticeably obese male. Ancient legend states that these people fought alongside the great Big nigga himself during the great furry war , although this does not apply to all of them for some are just fat. Not many have survived to tell their stories but alas justice was served during those many battles.

Trevor: look at that Charlie Cunkle over there, eating that sandwich like he owns the damn place.
Luke: shut for he has seen the terrors of this merciless world.

I'm such a Charlie Chunkle i've done nothing all week!