Arian

That one member of every friend group that flakes right before a party with lame and flimsy excuses.

Friend 1: Bro, where are you? The party started half an hour ago!

Arian: I can't make it tonight. It's my cat's birthday.

Friend 2: Surprise, surprise...Arian flakes again

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Rizz

Rizz is basically short for Charisma (Charizzma, get it?). It can't be taught so you either have it or you don't. If you've got mad rizz, it means you can pull any shawty you want regardless of your appearance, just based off your confidence.

Friend 1: Bro, how'd you pull that shawty? She's a 10 frfr.

Friend 2: c'mon now, you know my rizz is unmatched!

Friend 1: You gotta share your secrets man...

Friend 2: Nah, I was born with it.

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taxi

One of the more obscure Aussie slang terms used in predominantly slapstick situations usually involving alcohol. When your mate goes to the bar to grab the fifth round of drinks and smashes a glass on his way back, yell "TAXI!"

It's a light-hearted, humorous expression which implies that the person who smashed the glass had a little bit too much to drink and needs a taxi/uber/ride home. You can make the situation even funnier by actually chucking your mate in a taxi just for shits and giggles.

Drunk dude *drops a glass*

Everyone in the bar screams in unison: "TAXI"

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