Nancy

A Nancy is a South American equivalent of a Megan Markle type.

She is completely useless yet believes the opposite.

A totally manipulative narcissist.

Man that bitch is a total Nancy.

Hearded

Taking inspiration from Amber Heard’s activities against Johnny Depp, if one “hearded” someone, it is To take a dump on their bed sheets.

My ex was constantly nagging me about almost anything, so I hearded her and packed my bags.

decov

The act of sanitising goods, to cleanse of potentially harmful covid-19 traces.

Tonight my dinner was delivered by a sneaky commie spy from China, so I made sure to decov all the containers and utensils with an industrial strength alcohol-based sanitiser.