eshtard

Someone trying to be an eshay but not meeting the description of an eshay.

Look at that wanna be eshay, what an eshtard.

Eshtard

Someone who thinks they’re cool, hip, or popular but are not.

Have a look at him, he thinks he’s cool. What an eshtard.

Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and an idiot.
A person that thinks they are cool, hip and popular, however in everyone else’s opinion they are not.

He thinks he’s so awesome but he’s just an Esh-tard.
Look at that Esh-tard carrying on..

Esh-tard

A cross between an eshay and a retard. A person that thinks they are cool, hip, popular however in everyone else’s opinion they are retarded.

Haha…. Look at that esh-tard!