nasian

A friend.
A disgusting hentai-watching weeb.
A pedophile.
A lolicon.
A super edgy dude.
A bitch.

He can be whatever you want, for he is simply nasian.
He is the type to say that he’s the MC and you’re just a side character.
He is a two-faced pathological liar who will play the part of anything as long as he gets his way.
He’s self-centered and selfish.
He’s the type to completely change personalities when around different people.
He’s immature and will say stuff like “Did I ask?”.
He is a friend and ally of all discord mods.
He is… NoobAsian.

I won’t/can’t go into any further detail without this all just being me roasting him. It wouldn’t be an interesting story, just me malding.

Chad: “woahh i just got a super rare item”
nasian: “kid, did i ask?”

Gamer: “look guys i just beat nasian! it was a rough battle, gg!”
nasian: “lmao are you saying you’re better than me? we both know im atleast 2x better”

chill dude: “woah i just got super cool sword. i look so edgyy!!”
nasian: “shut up, you’re just a side character in the great shadow of me, the great nasian!”

xeligycan

A good name.

Someone who is a mix of both a chad and a skinny toxic white virgin.

A man of culture

Originally, a nickname for my friend, Slash.
Started with Xel, cuz it’s edgy, then Xelcan after I combined it with pelican, then Xelican as a more improved Xel-Pelican intercourse. Next, it was Xelidgycan, because he was super edgy. It was later changed to what it is today, 19/02/22, Xeligycan.

I plan to continue to add to the name as I see fit.

Xeligycan can be a really toxic dude sometimes.

He’s a mix of chad and skinny virgin.

He won’t cower in fear of being cancelled and will say controversial crap and slurs to his full content. If you pull out some immature crap like “talk if gay” while he’s talking he’ll immediately continue with his earlier conversation.

He’s the type to say “something wrong with being gay?” in defense of a 14 year old white virgin’s “talk if gay”.

Although, sometimes he’ll turn into a total coward and run from an argument, and thus he was bid as the ~Cocktail’d Coward~.

edgy 14 year-old girl nagito simp: “Xeligycan is a real jerk”

14 year-old virgin on discord: “talk if gay”
Xeligycan: “that’s right, im gay, you got something wrong with that?”

discord mod: “im gonna drill a hole in your lungs with chopsticks. not large enough to cause any major health issue, but enough to cause lifelong disability”
Xeligycan: “if you can get up off your chair”