double decker biscuit

A fucking work of art.

Shelbe: can I borrow your double decker biscuit I need inspiration for my art project
Isabella: I ate it

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Fuck me in the ass and call me jerry!

A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.

Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!