Pizzachef

An insult pointed at former Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev (1985-1991). The Pizzachef part comes from the fact that Gorbachev starred in a Pizza Hut advertisement in 1997 to raise money for the Perestroika Archives.

Oh, here comes that damned Pizzachef and his stupid pizza sauce stain on his head.

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You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.

Bob: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}{PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~`
Alice: *Walks away in disappointment in what Bob has accomplished*

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Grammarly

The app that pops up whenever you open Google Chrome on a school Chromebook.

Grammarly is pretty much useless. If only there was a way to stop its ads on Chrome.

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Generous Squirt

A Rhode Island term meaning ejaculation of seminal fluid.

I just did a generous squirt last night

Number Three

Noun. Another term for semen. If Number One is urine and Number Two is feces, then Number Three must be semen.

Bob: Looks I just did a number three in my pants. Should have used a cumsock or jerked off it in the toilet.

Pee your Pants Challenge

A reason why TikTok should have never been created. It involves people trying to pee their pants in front of a camera. No, seriously. It's a real challenge. Google it.

What are you waiting for? Google "Pee your Pants Challenge" for clarification!

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American Prison

Noun; It's like a school in America, except there's less shootings and better funding.

Bob: Hey, at least an American Prison is not like the schools here, amirite?

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