douchescrote

1. A complete waste of blood and flesh,
also
2. A person who doesn't deserve to live.

Jarod: Dude, check it, I brought over "Journey: Greatest Hits!"

Nathan: You fucking douchescrote.

Cheesy pancakes

The practice of jizzing on another male's buttcheeks and then bumping asses with said fellow.

'Enjoy your cheesy pancakes, boys!'