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Lift kit

When a short person wears tall shoes to compensate for their height.

She ain’t tall she is short, did you see the lift kit she had?

by Kuiperlab406 February 22, 2020

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Instapot

When a Mormon partakes in the sexual act of pre-marital “marinading” But cums too quickly.

Joseph and his girlfriend Mary-Ann decide to try marinading at BYU during freshman orientation and Josiah accidentally Instapots.

by Kuiperlab406 February 21, 2020