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Bitch mints, pills for pusses.
{Gym}
Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?
Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}
Jew: D:
17π 9π
That really fucked up poop that it is long, thin, and curvy. It looks like a damn tapeworm.
Today I thought I shit a tapeworm, but then I realized it was just my crap.
19π 4π
A college in Ohio, where people often say their slogan is "Kent Read! Kent Write! Kent State!" Not exactly the bee's knees.
High School Senior Girl: OMG!!!! I got into Kent State... I GOT INTO KENT STATE!!!! AHHH!
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.
43π 18π
A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.
"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"
"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."
12π 1π
A girl who you bang once, and move on to the next.
Yeah, that chick from the club was like a dollar store razor. Disposable. Tomorrow I'll just get her sister.
15π 20π
Gah! Noah needs a girlfriend! He is always beatin it! He is gonna get chafed!
11π 1π
The act of Goodwill is stepping up and beyond the call of duty, by letting the hooker keep both the change and your sperm on a cold winter's day.
Man: You know what. You an ugly bitch and you look cold. Tell you what, you can keep the change and the baby gravy.
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!
34π 8π