Dick Shock

Dick Shock occurs when your boxer shorts build up static electricity over the course of the day. The boxers, the zipper of your pants, and the head of your penis all align at once and you get a very nasty shock just like when you rub your socks on the carpet and touch a door knob.

Tony was at work all day long and when he finally sat down he winced in pain from the dick shock

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