ex girlfriend kink

a sexual attraction to your friends ex girlfriends, therfore breaking the bro code. disgusting!

Dave: I have to tell you something.
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*