Kumon

It is an interment camp to smart people mostly kids with parents who push them to do stuff way to early or people who are failing school. Some Kumons have a day where you get to use all the “Kumon Money” you gained to purchase trinkets that cost $5 in real life wether as in Kumon they are worth your free time and soul.

Person A: “Dude get on we playing COD”
Person B: “Can’t, I have Kumon”
Person A: “You motherfucker”

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Krembo

If God made a snack. Most commonly found in Israel on the trees of the wild Kolbo the Krembo is a cracker with marshmallow fluff above it and covered in a thin layer of chocolate. Once you go Krembo there is no going back. It costs as much as your life ($0.25) and is much better then it too. It puts people like Abraham Lincoln, Gandhi, and MLK Jr. to shame. It is so good it will make Osama bin Ladin smile and you too. Again it is at a Kolbo near you!

Person A: I hate Krembo
Person B: That’s fine
*cocks a gun*

Baljeep

An Indian smart car that knows where it’s goinv and never get’s the destination wrong. If you got less then an A on your math test it will explode. It is great for off road driving and it puts infamous car brands like Tesla, Ford, Ram, Toyota, and Chevrolet, to shame.

Person A: “Dude do you see the new Baljeep Model”
Person B: “Yeah... it killed my bro cause he got an %89 on his Math Test”

Fat man

The greatest fart ever dropped on a populated area. It was so stinky that it killed over 200,000 people. It was made after death went to Taco Bell back in ‘45 and took a beam and cheese burrito. It was dropped on Nagasaki and ended WWII with the biggest boom at the time.

Person A: “Dude it smells like shit hear what happened?”
Person B: The US just dropped Fat man on Nagasaki if you go there you’ll die from the stink.”

Milki

You heard of a yogurt but have you heard of Milki? Well clearly not cause your dumbass is looking for it here. Now let me brake it down for you. Well it is basically a chocolate fudge topped off with whip cream. And these to things that are simpler then your life are better then it too. This snack is found on the great Kolbo shrub where you may find with an MnM topping or chocolate swirls on top of the Milki. It is one of the seven wonders of Israel. Up there with Prigat and Krembo.

Person A: “Want some Milki?”
Person B: “Nah I don’t like it”
Person A: “That’s fine…”
*Draws sword*

Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*