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A shortened version fo "The local pub", which itself a contraction for the local public house. This does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits.
Go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie.
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A small, crappy car manufactured by Ford.
I wipe my buttocks on your fiesta.
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What you get when you leave your shit out to get ruined.
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When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.
We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.
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Constantly turning the steering wheel slightly while in motion, even on a perfectly straight road. Usually the result of an insane person talking jibba jabba in ones ear.
Hannibal, tell dis foo' Murdock to stop talking jibba jabba in my ear when I'm driving.
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Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
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(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.
See eurocrat, waste fo time and money
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