hands solo

Masturbation. Often to star wars.

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD

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i make this look good

I am extremely competant at performing this task or leisure activity and looking relxaed whilst doing it.

Driving with my feet, I make this shit look good!

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Donk

The huge guy from crocodile Dundee. Toothless, massive, childish, deep-voiced, Brutal.

Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?

Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?

Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.

Badguy: A donk?

Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!

Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*

Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*

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art mighty

"Is very powerful". Emphasis on the fact that power can never be taken from whatever art mighty.

The Lord Art Mighty!

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is there a Mrs

Followed by ther surname of the man to whom she is speaking, a woman will say this to enquire as to whether or not the man is married. The man will typically state what kind of relationship he is in. The woman will still come onto him, but will give away that she is after him, although not directly.

"Is there a a Mrs Baker?"

"No, but I do have a girlfriend of seven years"

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up di batty

(v.) anal sex, buggery.

"Let's ave sum up di batty" said Eliturk to the cow.

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drunk as a lord

(v.) to get very drunk indeed.

Let us be drunk as a lord toghether har har!

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